The Essential BareBones WorkWear Gift Card is the best expression of caring and thoughtfulness. These “tongue and cheek” messages will surely be appreciated.
- Disclaimer on back: This gift card is redeemable for really cool [stuff] or imprinting services at any BareBones WorkWear retail store [or on BareBonesWorkWear.com]. It is not redeemable for cash or credit or applied to any account except where required by law. Please present this card when ready to make a purchase (Our staff has not been trained to read minds.) Treat this card like cash. It will not be replaced if it is lost, stolen, altered, damaged, or abducted by aliens. This card has no value until purchased. Duh.
- No plastic was harmed in the making of this card.
- Not intended as a gift for brother-in-laws or lawyers
- Unlawful to used as a device to open locked doors.
- Not intended as a “barebones” window ice scraper
- Unlike humans, it does not expire.
- Can be used in retail stores or on BareBonesWorkWear.com